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Getting Older

You know you’re getting old when you barely do anything all day, but still need to have a nap to continue to do barely anything.

You know you’re getting old when you barely do anything all day, but still need to have a nap to continue to do barely anything.

The older I get, the less I try to tip toe around people's feelings. You either like me or you don't. Simple as that.

The older I get, the less I try to tip toe around people’s feelings. You either like me or you don’t. Simple as that.

You know you're getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking "I might as well pee while I'm here".

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking “I might as well pee while I’m here”.

I don't think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things to do.

I don’t think we do get smarter as we get older. I just think we run out of stupid things to do.

The older I get the more everyone can kiss my ass.

The older I get the more everyone can kiss my ass.

The older I get the more I come to realize that I just don't care what the hell anyone thinks.

The older I get the more I come to realize that I just don’t care what the hell anyone thinks.

When I was a kid, I wanted to be older. This shit is not what I expected.

When I was a kid, I wanted to be older. This shit is not what I expected.

It's not that we have more patience as we get older, we just don't give a fuck anymore about pointless drama.

It’s not that we have more patience as we get older, we just don’t give a fuck anymore about pointless drama.

When I was young I just wanted to be older. What the hell was I thinking!

When I was young I just wanted to be older. What the hell was I thinking!

One of the best things about getting older: Knowing someone is an asshole before they even speak.

One of the best things about getting older: Knowing someone is an asshole before they even speak.

Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still going to do dumb stuff, only slower.

Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still going to do dumb stuff, only slower.