Give a Fuck

For every time I gave a fuck, that fuck fucked me over.

For every time I gave a fuck, that fuck fucked me over.

I give just enough fucks to stay employed and out of jail. No more, no less.

I give just enough fucks to stay employed and out of jail. No more, no less.

Stress is caused by giving a fuck. Therefore, I wish I could exchange my heart for a liver, so I can drink more and care less.

Stress is caused by giving a fuck. Therefore, I wish I could exchange my heart for a liver, so I can drink more and care less.

I'm not sure if my life is getting better.. or the amount of fucks I give is declining everyday.

I’m not sure if my life is getting better.. or the amount of fucks I give is declining everyday.

Some people will talk shit about you to get attention, because if they talk about themselves no one will give a fuck.

Some people will talk shit about you to get attention, because if they talk about themselves no one will give a fuck.

Remember, if you have an issue with me I will never give a flying fuck. My life, my rules. Can’t handle it? Fuck the fuck off.

Remember, if you have an issue with me I will never give a flying fuck. My life, my rules. Can’t handle it? Fuck the fuck off.

Giving a fuck doesn't really go with my outfit.

Giving a fuck doesn’t really go with my outfit.

The less you give a fuck, the happier you'll be.

The less you give a fuck, the happier you’ll be.

The key to happiness is to stop giving a fuck.

The key to happiness is to stop giving a fuck.

Your first mistake is thinking people really give a fuck about you. Your second mistake is giving fuck about them.

Your first mistake is thinking people really give a fuck about you. Your second mistake is giving fuck about them.

Not giving a fuck is better than revenge.

Not giving a fuck is better than revenge.

If I ever give a flying fuck, it'll be because it's sex position.

If I ever give a flying fuck, it’ll be because it’s sex position.

A fuck must be earned. I can't go down the street with a bucket of fucks, giving them out to everyone. If I feel that you earned it, I will give a fuck.

A fuck must be earned. I can’t go down the street with a bucket of fucks, giving them out to everyone. If I feel that you earned it, I will give a fuck.

My “give a fuck” is still broken but my “go fuck yourself” is fully functional.

My “give a fuck” is still broken but my “go fuck yourself” is fully functional.

Sometimes when you give a fuck, that fuck fucks you up.

Sometimes when you give a fuck, that fuck fucks you up.

Funny how everything goes your way when you stop giving a fuck.

Funny how everything goes your way when you stop giving a fuck.

Maturity is knowing what shit to cut and what fuck to give.

Maturity is knowing what shit to cut and what fuck to give.

Don’t like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.

Don’t like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.

Stress is caused by giving a fuck.

Stress is caused by giving a fuck.

Before you ask why someone hates you, ask yourself why you even give a fuck.

Before you ask why someone hates you, ask yourself why you even give a fuck.