For every time I gave a fuck, that fuck fucked me over.
I give just enough fucks to stay employed and out of jail. No more, no less.
Stress is caused by giving a fuck. Therefore, I wish I could exchange my heart for a liver, so I can drink more and care less.
I’m not sure if my life is getting better.. or the amount of fucks I give is declining everyday.
Some people will talk shit about you to get attention, because if they talk about themselves no one will give a fuck.
Remember, if you have an issue with me I will never give a flying fuck. My life, my rules. Can’t handle it? Fuck the fuck off.
Giving a fuck doesn’t really go with my outfit.
The less you give a fuck, the happier you’ll be.
The key to happiness is to stop giving a fuck.
Your first mistake is thinking people really give a fuck about you. Your second mistake is giving fuck about them.
Not giving a fuck is better than revenge.
If I ever give a flying fuck, it’ll be because it’s sex position.
A fuck must be earned. I can’t go down the street with a bucket of fucks, giving them out to everyone. If I feel that you earned it, I will give a fuck.
My “give a fuck” is still broken but my “go fuck yourself” is fully functional.
Sometimes when you give a fuck, that fuck fucks you up.
Funny how everything goes your way when you stop giving a fuck.
Maturity is knowing what shit to cut and what fuck to give.
Don’t like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.
Stress is caused by giving a fuck.
Before you ask why someone hates you, ask yourself why you even give a fuck.