I love hating things.
You hate me? Well OK, grab a chair and wait for me to care.
There are two types of people in the world and I hate both of them.
I hate when I’m starting to become a good person and someone comes and pushes my asshole-mode buttons.
Once I learn someone hates me, I make sure to go out of my way to piss them off more because that’s what adults do.
If nobody hates you, you’re doing something wrong. – Dr. House
Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they’re dead.
I don’t hate you, I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.
I hate two-faced people. It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first.
BEFORE COFFEE: I hate everybody. AFTER COFFEE: I feel good about hating everybody.