Hate

I love hating things.

I love hating things.

You hate me? Well OK, grab a chair and wait for me to care.

You hate me? Well OK, grab a chair and wait for me to care.

There are two types of people in the world and I hate both of them.

There are two types of people in the world and I hate both of them.

I hate when I’m starting to become a good person and someone comes and pushes my asshole-mode buttons.

I hate when I’m starting to become a good person and someone comes and pushes my asshole-mode buttons.

Once I learn someone hates me, I make sure to go out of my way to piss them off more because that’s what adults do.

Once I learn someone hates me, I make sure to go out of my way to piss them off more because that’s what adults do.

If nobody hates you, you're doing something wrong. - Dr. House

If nobody hates you, you’re doing something wrong. – Dr. House

Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they’re dead.

Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they’re dead.

I don’t hate you, I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.

I don’t hate you, I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.

I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.

I hate two-faced people. It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first.

BEFORE COFFEE: I hate everybody. AFTER COFFEE: I feel good about hating everybody.