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I am no longer following my heart. That bitch gives bad directions.
How to win the heart of a woman: Kiss her, love her, go to the end of the world for her. How to win the heart of a man: Come naked and carry a pack of beer.
In my heart I believe that the majority of people are good but holy shit the bad ones are very loud and very annoying.
Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts, while others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
Stress is caused by giving a fuck. Therefore, I wish I could exchange my heart for a liver, so I can drink more and care less.
You think everyone has the same heart as you, and that’s what’s going to fuck you up.
Always trust your gut. Your brain can be fooled and your heart is an idiot, but your gut doesn’t know how to lie.
Get a condom for your heart. I am about to fuck your feelings.
Having a good heart can put you in some fucked up situations.
You know that feeling when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat? Yeah, that’s arrhythmia. You can die from that.
I’m not heartless, I just learned to use my heart less.
Sometimes you just gotta stay silent cause no words can explain the shit that’s going on in your mind and heart.
Follow your brain. Your heart is stupid as shit.
Dirty mind. Caring friend. Potty mouth. Good heart. Smart ass. Kind of an asshole. Humble. Great in bed. Can drink like a fish. Will call you on your shit. I never said I was perfect.
I’ve got a good heart, but this mouth…
It’s okay to be a little fucked up in the head, we all are. It’s only when you are fucked up in the heart that makes you a piece of shit.
Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
Whenever the brain and the heart fight, it’s always the liver that suffers.