I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company. – Benjamin Franklin Wade
I became so religious that I could pray for you to burn in hell.
Heaven doesn’t want me and hell is afraid I’ll take over.
Being an adult is easy. It’s like riding a bike, except the bike is on fire. Everything is on fire. And you’re in hell.
Life is like sex, you can either lay back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.
I am an extreme person, the only middle I know is a finger and it says to hell with everything.
I’ve been through hell throughout my life. And my ass just smiled the whole time.
There’s a “hell” in hello, “good” in goodbye, “lie” in believe,”over” in lover, “end” in friend, and “if” in life.
I take super hot showers to practice burning in hell.