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I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

I became so religious that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

Heaven doesn’t want me and hell is afraid I’ll take over.

Heaven doesn’t want me and hell is afraid I’ll take over.

Being an adult is easy. It’s like riding a bike, except the bike is on fire. Everything is on fire. And you’re in hell.

Being an adult is easy. It’s like riding a bike, except the bike is on fire. Everything is on fire. And you’re in hell.

Life is like sex, you can either lay back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.

Life is like sex, you can either lay back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.

I am an extreme person, the only middle I know is a finger and it says to hell with everything.

I am an extreme person, the only middle I know is a finger and it says to hell with everything.

I've been through hell throughout my life. And my ass just smiled the whole time.

I’ve been through hell throughout my life. And my ass just smiled the whole time.

There’s a “hell” in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe,"over" in lover, "end" in friend, and “if” in life.

There’s a “hell” in hello, “good” in goodbye, “lie” in believe,”over” in lover, “end” in friend, and “if” in life.

I take super hot showers to practice burning in hell.

I take super hot showers to practice burning in hell.

The reson I sin? There's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell and I sure as shit ain't climbing the fucking stairs.

The reson I sin? There’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell and I sure as shit ain’t climbing the fucking stairs.

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. – Winston Churchill

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. – Winston Churchill

The fact that there’s a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. - Darynda Jones

The fact that there’s a Highway to Hell and only a Stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. – Darynda Jones