There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots. – Justin Sewell
I’m always forced to do shit I’m not qualified for. Like being nice to fucking idiots.
The problem with opinions is that even idiots are allowed to have them.
I didn’t turn into an asshole overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.
I don’t have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots.
Is it just me or do idiots multiply quicker than normal people?
I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen.
If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.
Always trust your gut. Your brain can be fooled and your heart is an idiot, but your gut doesn’t know how to lie.
I’m not sure that we all have an inner child, but some definitely have an inner-idiot they have no control whatsoever over.
My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work.
I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say “Hey look… that one is shaped like an idiot”.
Without freedom of speech we would never know who the idiots are.
Idiots cause stress. Stress causes depression. Depression causes physical ailments. Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick.
We used to have village idiots, but with the internet, the fuckers have gone global.
Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? – George Carlin
Somedays you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots. Other days you realize it’s not just somedays.
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or an idiot from any direction.
I’m not anti-social, I’m anti-idiot.
Every day I arrive at work with good intentions and great attitude… Then idiots happen.