Moments

Most people have “AH HA” moments. I have “ OH FOR FUCK SAKES, SERIOUSLY!?” moments.

Most people have “AH HA” moments. I have “ OH FOR FUCK SAKES, SERIOUSLY!?” moments.

Don’t be afraid of your inner bitch. There are moments when you need her wisdom and bravery.

Don’t be afraid of your inner bitch. There are moments when you need her wisdom and bravery.

Life begins the moment you realize you don't have to prove shit to anyone.

Life begins the moment you realize you don’t have to prove shit to anyone.

FUCK FACE: A person with a face that instantly pisses you off the moment you see it. and you have to fight an incredible urge to smash him or her in the mouth.

FUCK FACE: A person with a face that instantly pisses you off the moment you see it, and you have to fight an incredible urge to smash him or her in the mouth.

Just once I would like to make it through an entire day without having WTF moment!!

Just once I would like to make it through an entire day without having WTF moment!!

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

If someone hates you for no reason, take a moment to think it over, and then give that jerk a reason.