I don’t know how to say this nicely. So I won’t.
Sure being positive and nice to everyone all the time is great… But have you ever dropped a good “Fuck You” on someone you don’t like? That shit will help the sun rise.
I used to be so nice and sweet. Now I’m just like fuck you, fuck that, fuck everybody.
When people suck the life out of you, wouldn’t it be nice if they took some fat too?
I’m always forced to do shit I’m not qualified for. Like being nice to fucking idiots.
Fuck being nice to everyone. If someone treats you badly, you have every right not to tolerate bullshit.
I am not made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Sarcasm, alcohol, anger issues and carbs is more accurate.
Be nice, but not too nice. The world will FUCK YOU otherwise.
I am a nice person. Just don’t push the asshole button.
I am much nicer if you don’t get to know me.
I hate when people say “nice to meet you” before I’ve even said anything. How do you know it’s nice to meet me? I’m an asshole.
Therapy is nice… But screaming FUCK at the top of your lungs for 10 seconds is a lot faster and cheaper.
I am seriously the nicest and meanest person you will ever meet. Now fuck off and have a great day.
STRANGER: Nice to meet you. ME: Give it time.
If you don’t have anything nice to say, say it anyway. Motherfuckers need to hear some truth.
Listen, I’m a nice person. So if I’m asshole to you, you need to ask yourself why.
Instead of “Have a nice day” I think I’ll start saying “Have the day you deserve”. You know, let karma sort that shit out.
It’s so nice when toxic people stop talking to you. It’s like the trash took itself out.
I try to be a nice person, but sometimes my mouth doesn’t cooperate.
Some people just suck the fucking nice right out of you.