Phone

I confess, I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

I confess, I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

I can’t be the only one that gives the middle finger to my phone when certain people text me.

I can’t be the only one that gives the middle finger to my phone when certain people text me.

If your phone battery lasts all day, it’s because no one likes you.

If your phone battery lasts all day, it’s because no one likes you.

I’m not the type of person you should put on speaker phone.

I’m not the type of person you should put on speaker phone.

TIP OF THE DAY: always make sure the phone is 100% hung up before you call someone an asshole.

TIP OF THE DAY: always make sure the phone is 100% hung up before you call someone an asshole.