Not everything happens for a reason. Sometimes life just sucks. – Alexa Chung
Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile because you’re a joke.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
I know everything happens for a reason, but what the fuck?
The reason you have to follow your dreams is because even your dreams are trying get away from you.
Stop saying “everything happens for a reason” when you fuck up! Shit happens because you let it.
When someone says “everything happens for a reason” a fun thing to do is punch them in the face and say “this was meant to be”.
Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink. Whatever works.
It doesn’t matter how book smart you are. If you lack logic, reason, and common sense, you’re fucked.
TWO REASONS I DON’T TRUST PEOPLE: 1. I don’t know them, 2. I know them.