Shit

It is OK to lose your shit sometimes because if you keep your shit, you’ll end up full of shit and then you’ll explode and there will be shit everywhere. A shit storm. And nobody wants that.

It is OK to lose your shit sometimes because if you keep your shit, you’ll end up full of shit and then you’ll explode and there will be shit everywhere. A shit storm. And nobody wants that.

I think I’m emotionally constipated, I have not given a shit in days.

I think I’m emotionally constipated, I have not given a shit in days.

Once a girl takes off her bra, don’t ask her to do shit. She’s clocked out from life.

Once a girl takes off her bra, don’t ask her to do shit. She’s clocked out from life.

It’s better to have loved and lost than to live with a piece of shit that makes you miserable the rest of your life.

It’s better to have loved and lost than to live with a piece of shit that makes you miserable the rest of your life.

My morning coffee makes me feel like I got my shit together. I don’t. But it feels like it.

My morning coffee makes me feel like I got my shit together. I don’t. But it feels like it.

Someone needs to create a new essential oil called "Leave Me The Hell Alone". I’d rub that shit all over me.

Someone needs to create a new essential oil called “Leave Me The Hell Alone”. I’d rub that shit all over me.

I really hope my life doesn’t flash before my eyes when I die. There’s some shit I’d rather not see again.

I really hope my life doesn’t flash before my eyes when I die. There’s some shit I’d rather not see again.

TALK minus ACTION equals SHIT.

TALK minus ACTION equals SHIT.

I don’t care who I lose anymore. I choose me. I got shit to do.

I don’t care who I lose anymore. I choose me. I got shit to do.

Before you judge me please understand that I don't give a shit what you think.

Before you judge me please understand that I don’t give a shit what you think.