It is OK to lose your shit sometimes because if you keep your shit, you’ll end up full of shit and then you’ll explode and there will be shit everywhere. A shit storm. And nobody wants that.
Shit
I think I’m emotionally constipated, I have not given a shit in days.
Once a girl takes off her bra, don’t ask her to do shit. She’s clocked out from life.
It’s better to have loved and lost than to live with a piece of shit that makes you miserable the rest of your life.
My morning coffee makes me feel like I got my shit together. I don’t. But it feels like it.
Someone needs to create a new essential oil called “Leave Me The Hell Alone”. I’d rub that shit all over me.
I really hope my life doesn’t flash before my eyes when I die. There’s some shit I’d rather not see again.
TALK minus ACTION equals SHIT.
I don’t care who I lose anymore. I choose me. I got shit to do.
Before you judge me please understand that I don’t give a shit what you think.