Someone

Have you ever just agreed with someone so they would shut the hell up?

Have you ever just agreed with someone so they would shut the hell up?

Do you ever meet someone and think dumbass, then listen to them and think bloody fucking dumbass?

Do you ever meet someone and think dumbass, then listen to them and think bloody fucking dumbass?

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.

I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.

Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered… “who ties your shoelaces for you”?

Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered… “who ties your shoelaces for you”?

Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?

Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?

Have you ever met someone and thought, “There goes the reason why contraceptives were invented?”

Have you ever met someone and thought, “There goes the reason why contraceptives were invented?”

If someone hates you for no reason, take a moment to think it over, and then give that jerk a reason.

Ever just look at someone and think, this motherfucker is going to be the reason I go to jail?

Ever just look at someone and think, this motherfucker is going to be the reason I go to jail?