Dear naps, I am sorry I was a jerk to you as a kid.
I’m sorry, I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.
Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.
Sorry, it’s not my job to blow sunshine up your ass.
I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.
People: Watch your language. Me: Oh fuck, sorry.
I’m sorry… I didn’t mean to push all your buttons. I was just looking for mute.
I’m not sorry for being me, take me as I am, if you don’t like what you see, then piss off.
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.
I am sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.