Talk

Try not to talk so much, you’ll sound far less stupid that way. – Brandon Sanderson

Try not to talk so much, you’ll sound far less stupid that way. – Brandon Sanderson

TALK minus ACTION equals SHIT.

TALK minus ACTION equals SHIT.

Some people will talk shit about you to get attention, because if they talk about themselves no one will give a fuck.

Some people will talk shit about you to get attention, because if they talk about themselves no one will give a fuck.

The turtle can breathe through it’s ass. Humans have not yet reached this stage of evolution, although many have learned to talk through it.

The turtle can breathe through it’s ass. Humans have not yet reached this stage of evolution, although many have learned to talk through it.

WE NEED TO TALK: Women's secret code for haha sorry, you're fucked.

WE NEED TO TALK: Women’s secret code for haha sorry, you’re fucked.

Fake people talk about other people being fake. Real people worry about their business, and no one else's. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

Fake people talk about other people being fake. Real people worry about their business, and no one else’s. – Ziad K. Abdelnour

I don’t care if people talk shit about me. I was raised to flush shit down the toilet, not play with it.

I don’t care if people talk shit about me. I was raised to flush shit down the toilet, not play with it.

You talk so much shit. I don't know whether to offer you a breath mint or toilet paper.

You talk so much shit. I don’t know whether to offer you a breath mint or toilet paper.

IF DRINKS COULD TALK: Coffee - You can do this! Wine - You don't have to do this! Tequila - Holy shit! Did you really just do that?!!!

IF DRINKS COULD TALK: Coffee – You can do this! Wine – You don’t have to do this! Tequila – Holy shit! Did you really just do that?!!!

I don't always walk the walk, or even talk the talk. But if you want someone who can drink the drink, I'm totally there for you.

I don’t always walk the walk, or even talk the talk. But if you want someone who can drink the drink, I’m totally there for you.

I don’t know if social media has ever made the lame to walk, but it has beyond doubt enabled the dumb to talk.

I don’t know if social media has ever made the lame to walk, but it has beyond doubt enabled the dumb to talk.

Life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you. So just enjoy life, have fun, and give them something to talk about.

Life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you. So just enjoy life, have fun, and give them something to talk about.

People who talk shit will be reincarnated as toilet paper.

People who talk shit will be reincarnated as toilet paper.

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

I told myself that I should stop drinking. But I’m not about to listen to a drunk that talk to himself.

I told myself that I should stop drinking. But I’m not about to listen to a drunk that talk to himself.

A little piece of advice...Don't talk shit if you can't fight.

A little piece of advice… Don’t talk shit if you can’t fight.