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Tomorrow isn’t guaranteed. Tell someone you don’t like to fuck off today.
If life doesn’t break you today, don’t worry it will try again tomorrow.
One day I will start behaving myself.. But not today. (Tomorrow’s not looking good either.)
Somewhere right now someone is thinking about an excuse not to go to work tomorrow.
TOMORROW: A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.
“Are you free tomorrow?” “No, I’m expensive.”
Tomorrow’s a new day and another chance to fuck things up just a little bit differently.
Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow. – Larry the Cable Guy
Procrastination is totally a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today.
Didn’t care yesterday. Don’t give a shit today. Probably won’t give a fuck tomorrow.