Work

School for 12 years, college for 4 years and work until I die. Great!

School for 12 years, college for 4 years and work until I die. Great!

TEAMWORK: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction. - Justin Sewell

TEAMWORK: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction. – Justin Sewell

Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

Killing someone with kindness sounds like a lot of work to me.

Killing someone with kindness sounds like a lot of work to me.

When someone calls me an “asshole” I get this warm feeling inside because my work here is done.

When someone calls me an “asshole” I get this warm feeling inside because my work here is done.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Life is too short to wake up in a bad mood. I save mine for when I get to work.

Life is too short to wake up in a bad mood. I save mine for when I get to work.

I may not be much help in telling you what works. But I sure have fucked up enough to tell you what doesn't.

I may not be much help in telling you what works. But I sure have fucked up enough to tell you what doesn’t.

Somewhere right now someone is thinking about an excuse not to go to work tomorrow.

Somewhere right now someone is thinking about an excuse not to go to work tomorrow.

You know why birds sing in the morning? Because they don't have to go to fucking work.

You know why birds sing in the morning? Because they don’t have to go to fucking work.