Litttle girls cry. Big girls say fuck.
THE 5 STAGES OF WOMAN’S LIFE: 1. To grow up, 2. To fill out, 3. To slim down, 4. To hold it in, 5. To hell with it.
Never trust a girl who doesn’t fart. Hard telling what else she’s holding back from you.
Women won’t date a guy that still lives with his mom, but will date a man that still lives with his wife.
I’m honestly convinced some women don’t fart. They just hold it in, and it comes out as drama.
If you meet a girl that admits she’s wrong, apologizes and change her way… Dump her because that might be a man. Women don’t do that.
The only difference between a good girl and a bad girl is that good girls are very selective who they’re bad with.
So let me get this straight. Women wear fake hear, nails, lashes, contacts. Buy fake tits, lips, ass, and get botox… but want a real man?
To the women who say “all men are the same”. Maybe you shouldn’t have tried them all?
The most dangerous animal in the world is a smiling woman sitting in silence.
Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see. That’s why women wear makeup and men lie.
There is a big difference between a QUIET woman and a SILENT woman. The first one is a miracle. The second one is a time bomb.
Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
If a woman says, “do what you want”, do not do what you want. Stand still, don’t blink, don’t answer, don’t even breathe. Just play dead.
Girls always say they appreciate the little things in life, until you whip out your little penis.
One woman’s “fuck him” is another woman’s “finally”.
If a woman tells you that you’re right, that’s called sarcasm.
For all the women that brag about how many men want them, just remember the cheapest prices attract the most customers.
Life is a lot like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely… then woman makes it hard.
Men look at woman’s behind and go “wow! What an ass!” Woman look at man’s face and think the same.