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You call it “nagging”. I call it “listen to what I fucking said the first time”.

You call it “nagging”…

I would like to apologize to absolutely no one, get fucked.

I would like to apologize…

Your face is just fine, but you’ll have to put a bag over that personality.

Your face is just fine…

He who follows the herd only sees assholes.

He who follows the herd…

Life is about balance 50% NAMASTE, 50% FUCK OFF

Life is about balance…

I know I rub a lot of people the wrong way, but in my defence they’re all pussies.

I know I rub…

I'm not sure how you have your foot in your mouth, head in your ass, and nose in my business. Yet here we are you fucking wizard.

I’m not sure how…

I lose track of how many times per day I want to turn and say, “you can't seriously be that fucking stupid”.

I lose track…

You should wear a condom on your head. Because If you are going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one.

You should wear…

I often wonder if some people are assholes just by nature or if they strive hard to achieve that title.

I often wonder…