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Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

Behind every angry woman…

Every guy thinks that every girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy. Wrong! Every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat.

Every guy thinks…

Behind every man is a woman resisting the urge to choke him.

Behind every man…

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. – Robin Williams

God gave men…

52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.

52% of women…

A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.

A quiet man…