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The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist.

The ideal man doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t swear, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t exist.

To the women who say “all men are the same”. Maybe you shouldn’t have tried them all?

To the women who say “all men are the same”. Maybe you shouldn’t have tried them all?

Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see. That's why women wear makeup and men lie.

Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see. That’s why women wear makeup and men lie.

Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

For all the women that brag about how many men want them, just remember the cheapest prices attract the most customers.

For all the women that brag about how many men want them, just remember the cheapest prices attract the most customers.

52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.

52% of women fake orgasms. 100% of men don’t give a shit.