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If a man says “fine”, means the war is over. If a woman says “fine”, means the war just started.

If a man says “fine”…

So if a woman’s bra is called an "over the shoulder boulder holder", then is a man’s underwear called "under the butt nut hut?"

So if a woman’s bra …

Find a man who strokes your hair and says how soft it is and doesn't even care that it's on your legs.

Find a man…

The female praying mantis devours the male within minutes after mating. While the human female prefers to stretch it out over a lifetime.

The female praying mantis…

Girls mature faster than guys because men don’t usually develop breasts until their mid 40's.

Girls mature faster…

Men, don’t judge women by pounds and you won’t be judged by inches.

Men, don’t judge women…

One man’s “damn she’s crazy” is another man’s “damn that dude was right”.

One man’s…

When a man is trying to make a decision, it’s often a struggle between his head and his heart. Then his penis walks in and says, “relax guys, I got this”.

When a man is trying…

Men love sex until they meet a female who likes to fuck 6 time a day.

Men love sex…

Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller.

Men at 25 play football…