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I never understand men who pay dominatrixes to degrade them. Just get married and fold the towels wrong, mate.

I never understand men…

BOOBS. Absolute proof that a man can in fact concentrate on two things at the same time.

BOOBS…

You know what’s sexier than a bad boy? A grown ass man with his shit together.

You know what’s sexier…

Women have to deal with menstruation, pregnancy, childbirth, brestfeeding, menopause, hot-flashes, etc etc. Men have to deal with women. Tie.

Women have to deal…

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Few women admit…

Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom.

Men who say…

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

Women need…

How to win the heart of a woman: Kiss her, love her, go to the end of the world for her. How to win the heart of a man: Come naked and carry a pack of beer.

How to win…

Being a man is not easy. No makeup, no wig, if you’re ugly you just ugly.

Being a man…

All men like to think they're marrying nymphomaniacs. The problem is, after a few years the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.

All men like to think…