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Some people are like old TVs. They need to be slapped a few times to get fucking picture.

Some people are like old TVs…

I can’t go around murdering people, so my hilarious put dows will have to do.

I can’t go around…

If you love someone let them go. If you hate someone let them go. Basically let everyone go. People are stupid.

If you love someone…

I wonder how many people think, “What the fuck?” after talking to me.

I wonder…

Every day of my life forces me to add another name to the list of people who can kiss my fucking ass.

Every day of my life…

Some people just need a hug…around the neck…with a rope.

Some people just need…

Care about what other people think and you will become their prisoner. – Lao Tzu

Care about…

I love being me. It pisses off all the right people.

I love being me…

Can you die from constipation? I’m a little worried with how full of shit some people are.

Can you die from constipation?…

Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that caused that stress to begin with. - Alan Garner

Hitting the gym…