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We acknowledge that there is no “I” in team, but there is definitely a “U” in cunt.

We acknowledge…

If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.

If it looks like…

Have a great day! Or don’t! No one cares!

Have a great day!…

If your phone battery lasts all day, it’s because no one likes you.

If your phone battery…

Life is like a roller coaster. Sometimes it makes you want to scream, cry or throw up.

Life is like…

Shutting the fuck up is gluten-free. Add that to your diet.

Shutting the fuck up…

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

I became so religious…

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots. – Justin Sewell

There are no stupid questions…

Some people will never appreciate the word "FUCK". Fuck those unappreciative mothefuckers.

Some people will never…

Yeah, I’m a pacifist. I’m about to pass a fist across your face.

Yeah, I’m a pacifist…