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If you hold a person underwater long enough, they stop being an asshole.

If you hold a person…

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.

We live in the era…

You can't always control who walks into your life. But you can control which window you throw them out of.

You can’t always control…

The world is not full of assholes, but they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day. Every Fucking Day.

The world is not full of assholes…

The longer you stay single, the more they fuck your future wife.

The longer you stay single…

You know what is cheaper than therapy? Admitting you're batshit crazy and running with it.

You know what is cheaper…

I’m not put on this earth to please your sorry ass.

I’m not put on this earth…

The reson I sin? There's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell and I sure as shit ain't climbing the fucking stairs.

The reson I sin?…

ASKHOLE: A person who constantly asks for advice then does the opposite of what you told them.

ASKHOLE…

I have an angel on one shoulder, and a devil on the other. I'm also deaf in one ear.

I have an angel…