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Don’t be a magnet for fucktards and shitwits.
Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound.
Forgive and forget? I’m neither Jesus nor do I have an Alzheimer’s.
Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that caused that stress to begin with. – Alan Garner
Don’t make excuses for nasty people. You can’t put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
Blessed are the constipated for they don’t give a shit.
Complaining is mouth farting. And like any farting, I don’t mind hearing my own, but I don’t want to hear anyone else’s.
“As fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement.
Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don’t give a shit!