Sarcastic Quotes

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

The dildo of consequences…

Why take the high road when you can take the psycho path?

Why take the high road…

Therapy? No thanks, I have sarcasm.

Therapy? …

It sucks when you think someone is dope and they turn out to be baking soda.

It sucks…

“Are you ok?” No, but I’m funny

“Are you ok?” …

There is one word that describes people that don’t like me: IRRELEVANT

There is one word…

I don’t mind being a villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

I don’t mind…

I might be mean, but I have a good heart. When I tell someone to go to hell, I still hope they get there safely.

I might be mean…

If you don’t like me, remember that it’s Mind over Matter. I don’t mind and you don’t fucking matter.

If you don’t like me…

I act like I don’t give a shit, but deep down... I still don’t give a shit.

I act like…