Quotes by Sarcastic

Sometimes life will fuck you and you’ll just have to change positions and find a way to enjoy it.

Attitude Funny Inspirational Life Rude Sarcastic

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Forget about the zombie apocalypse, it’s never gonna happen. Worry about the dumbass apocalypse, it’s already upon ass.

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Dirty mind. Caring friend. Potty mouth. Good heart. Smart ass. Kind of an asshole. Humble. Great in bed. Can drink like a fish. Will call you on your shit. I never said I was perfect.

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I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

Attitude Offensive Rude Sarcastic

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From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

Attitude Offensive Rude Sarcastic

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Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence eat bacon.

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If a woman tells you that you’re right, that’s called sarcasm.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibility.

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Some days my biggest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

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I’m not a gynecologist, but I know a cunt when I see one.

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