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Mindset is everything. Mine is pretty much always “Fuck this shit”.

Mindset is everything…

I just want to live in a world where I don’t have to say “What the fuck is wrong with you people” every time I leave my house.

I just want to live…

Sometimes you can learn more from watching an idiot than you can from listening to a genius.

Sometimes you can learn…

People say I have a bad attitude. I say fuck them!

People say…

There’s no award for being stupid so stop competing.

There’s no award…

I’m only interested in people that can deal with the fact that I’m out of my goddamn mind.

I’m only interested…

It’s hard to be a positive person when I’m surrounded by dumb motherfuckers.

It’s hard to be…

Do you want to play a game? It’s called “fuck off”. You go first.

Do you want to play…

Wake up. Kick ass. Be kind. Repeat.

Wake up…

Get up. Dust off. Yell fuck. Start again.

Get up…