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Some people will only like you if you fit inside their box. Don’t be afraid to shove that box up their ass.

Some people…

I don’t care what you think about me, I don’t think about you at all. – Coco Chanel

I don’t care…

Sometimes you just have to close your eyes, count to ten, take a deep breath, remind yourself that you wouldn’t look good in prison stripes and just smile at the dumbass and walk away.

Sometimes you just have to…

Sometimes in the morning while sipping my coffee, I think about all the people I’m going to piss off today… and I smile.

Sometimes in the morning…

I try not to judge cause I’m a little fucked up myself.

I try not to judge…

If you’re going to be an ass, remember to be a smart one, not a dumb one.

If you’re going to be an ass…

I don’t apologize for the shit that comes out of my mouth because I mean every fucking word I say.

I don’t apologize…

I've reached a point where I can't tell if I'm actually dealing with life better or simply don't give a fuck anymore.

I’ve reached a point…

Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

Fart…

People get so upset when you don’t let them use you.

People get so upset…