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Somedays you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots. Other days you realize it’s not just somedays.

Somedays you feel…

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. – Winston Churchill

Tact…

The more inspirational quotes someone posts, the more I worry about them.

The more inspirational quotes…

Procrastination is totally a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today.

Procrastination…

Scientists say the world is made up of Photons, Neutrons, and Electrons. Hell, they forgot to mention Morons.

Scientists say…

My kind of people laugh at offensive jokes because they understand that life is ridiculous but also fucking hilarious.

My kind of people…

I express all my emotions by saying “FUCK” in varying tones.

I express all my emotions…

The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.

The less people…

NEVER in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down.

NEVER…

Sometimes I just don’t feel like getting out of bed… Then I remember I have people to piss off and prove wrong.

Sometimes…