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If you don't have anything nice to say, say it anyway. Motherfuckers need to hear some truth.

If you don’t have…

You remind me of my Chinese friend... Ug Lee.

You remind me…

Do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you're like "glad I got the fuck outta that one"?

Do you ever see a person…

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town. - George Carlin

Just cause you got the monkey…

SCHOOL REUNION: A meeting where it takes only 20 seconds to realize why you haven't seen those people for 20 years.

SCHOOL REUNION…

FUCK FACE: A person with a face that instantly pisses you off the moment you see it. and you have to fight an incredible urge to smash him or her in the mouth.

FUCK FACE…

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Maybe you should eat…

You talk so much shit. I don't know whether to offer you a breath mint or toilet paper.

You talk…

The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

The trash…

WE ARE ALL: Ugly to someone, fake to someone, stuck-up to someone, ain’t shit to someone, a loser to someone, a bitch to someone. BUT WHO THE HELL CARES. Make your money, pay your bills, take care of you and your family, and don’t worry what anyone else thinks.

WE ARE ALL…