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"The customer is always right..." Fuck that! Sometimes the customer is just an asshole.

“The customer is always right”…

Before I have coffee, everyone is an asshole. After I have coffee, everyone is still an asshole, but I have coffee.

Before I have coffee…

Fuck the fucking fuckers before the fucking fuckers fuck you.

Fuck the fucking fuckers…

DEJA POO: The feeling that you've heard that crap before.

DEJA POO…

The world will be a better place if you kick an asshole in the face.

The world will be a better place…

The older I get the more everyone can kiss my ass.

The older I get…

Therapy is nice... But screaming FUCK at the top of your lungs for 10 seconds is a lot faster and cheaper.

Therapy is nice…

The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers... - Robert Kirkman

The thing about smart mother fuckers…

Women don’t fart. They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter, that sound like a unicorn’s laughter and smell like rainbows.

Women don’t fart…

The short answer is NO. The long answer is OH FUCK NO.

The short answer is NO…