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If a woman says, “do what you want”, do not do what you want. Stand still, don’t blink, don’t answer, don’t even breathe. Just play dead.

If a woman says…

Girls always say they appreciate the little things in life, until you whip out your little penis.

Girls always say…

One woman’s “fuck him” is another woman’s “finally”.

One woman’s “fuck him”…

If a woman tells you that you’re right, that’s called sarcasm.

If a woman tells…

For all the women that brag about how many men want them, just remember the cheapest prices attract the most customers.

For all the women…

Life is a lot like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely… then woman makes it hard.

Life is a lot like…

Men look at woman’s behind and go “wow! What an ass!” Woman look at man’s face and think the same.

Men look at woman’s behind…

How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

How is a woman like a condom?…

Behind every angry woman stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

Behind every angry woman…

Every guy thinks that every girl’s dream is to find the perfect guy. Wrong! Every girl’s dream is to eat without getting fat.

Every guy thinks…