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You bring the alcohol, I’ll bring the bad decisions
Alcohol: Giving you the ambition to do anything, while simultaneously taking away your capability to do so.
Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol.
Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.
Every girl is beautiful. Sometimes it takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.
I am not made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Sarcasm, alcohol, anger issues and carbs is more accurate.
When I drink alcohol, everyone says I’m an alcoholic. But when I drink fanta, no one says I’m fantastic.
Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question.
I pretend to like people everyday. It’s called being an adult. That’s why we’re allowed to buy alcohol.
At this point in my life I am positive some people were put on this earth to test my alcohol tolerance level.