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Alcohol

It's true, alcohol kills people. But how many are born because of it?

It’s true, alcohol kills…

The best friendships are built on solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, laughter and dislike of the same people.

The best friendships…

Your sobriety has truly demonstrated to me that people don’t need alcohol to be annoying.

Your sobriety…

Let’s get drunk, make mistakes and blame it on the alcohol.

Let’s get drunk…

Adulthood has shown me that you really don't need fun to have alcohol.

Adulthood has shown me…

You bring the alcohol, I’ll bring the bad decisions

You bring the alcohol…

Alcohol: Giving you the ambition to do anything, while simultaneously taking away your capability to do so.

Alcohol…

Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol.

Half the day…

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Not to brag…

Every girl is beautiful. Sometimes it takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.

Every girl…