Ass

If life turns her back on you, grab her ass. - Nelson Rodrigues

If life turns her back on you…

Trust you? I check the tissue after I wipe my own ass. I don’t trust shit.

Trust you?…

My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back. - Francis Picabia

My ass contemplates…

Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow.

Be careful…

If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss.

If I had one wish…

As a true gentleman, I hold the door for my woman. Then I smack her ass.

As a true gentleman…

WARNING! I have restless leg syndrome and may not be able to stop myself from kicking your ass.

WARNING!…

Despite being a pain in the ass, you have to admit I still bring a lot to the table.

Despite…

If you keep sucking ass… sooner or later you’re gonna eat shit.

If you keep sucking ass…

Don't let wack ass people fuck with your dope ass energy.

Don’t let wack ass people…