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Be all in, or get the hell out. Life is too short for being half-assed.

Be all in…

Stay away from all half ass things. Half ass stories, half ass efforts, half ass love, half ass people being half ass there.

Stay away…

I can't be friends with sensitive ass people, I joke around way too much.

I can’t be friends…

I may not always learn my lesson but when I do, you can bet your ass I learned it the hard way.

I may not always learn…

I’m honestly a mean ass nice person.

I’m honestly a mean ass…

I would offer some words of wisdom but I have never been called wise without the word ass followed shortly behind it.

I would offer…

I wish I had as much confidence as my cat does when he licks his ass in the middle of a room full of people.

I wish I had…

I’m kind of like a finger in the ass. I’m either a wonderful surprise or make everything fucking awkward and uncomfortable.

I’m kind of…

Be yourself. Even if you’re fucking crazy. Stop worrying about normal people judging your cool weird ass.

Be yourself…

Sometimes people will be mad at you because you are not a lying ass motherfucker like they are.

Sometimes people…