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Wake up. Kick ass. Be kind. Repeat.

Wake up…

The only way problems can bite you in the ass, anatomically speaking, is when you're not facing them.

The only way problems…

You can’t have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time.

You can’t have both feet…

If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it up, and shove up it up your ass.

If you have a problem with me…

It’s not the size of the boot that counts. It’s how far you can shove it up someone’s ass.

It’s not the size of the boot…

I'm gonna say what I want until someone beats my ass. Then I'm gonna say what I want with a black eye.

I’m gonna say…

I'm not sure how you have your foot in your mouth, head in your ass, and nose in my business. Yet here we are you fucking wizard.

I’m not sure how…

If your ass looks like 2 raccoons fighting in a sack of corn, say no to spandex.

If your ass looks like …

The toes you step on today may be connected to the foot in your ass tomorrow.

The toes you step on…

Some people shit from their mouths and talk thru their asses.

Some people shit…