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I could kill you with kindness... But kicking your ass is more my style.

I could kill you with kindness… But kicking your ass is more my style.

Shit happens. Wipe your ass and move on.

Shit happens. Wipe your ass and move on.

My ass may be dumb, but I ain’t no dumbass. - Samuel L. Jackson

My ass may be dumb, but I ain’t no dumbass. – Samuel L. Jackson

If you didn't hear it from the horse’s mouth, stop listening to the ass who told you.

If you didn’t hear it from the horse’s mouth, stop listening to the ass who told you.

He loved asses so much he became one.

He loved asses so much he became one.

The only thing I will force in my life is my jeans over my ass. Not friends, not relationships.

The only thing I will force in my life is my jeans over my ass. Not friends, not relationships.

Stay classy, sassy, and a bit bad assy.

Stay classy, sassy, and a bit bad assy.

Act my age? What the fuck is that “act my age?” What do I care how old I am? The ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.

Act my age? What the fuck is that “act my age?” What do I care how old I am? The ocean is old as fuck. It will still drown your ass with vigor.

I don’t really get upset over much nowadays. I observe, I listen, and then treat your ass accordingly.

I don’t really get upset over much nowadays. I observe, I listen, and then treat your ass accordingly.

Be raw. Be open. Be fucking real. Because the last thing this world needs is more fake ass shit.

Be raw. Be open. Be fucking real. Because the last thing this world needs is more fake ass shit.