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I can't be friends with sensitive ass people, I joke around way too much.

I can’t be friends…

I may not always learn my lesson but when I do, you can bet your ass I learned it the hard way.

I may not always learn…

I’m honestly a mean ass nice person.

I’m honestly a mean ass…

I would offer some words of wisdom but I have never been called wise without the word ass followed shortly behind it.

I would offer…

I wish I had as much confidence as my cat does when he licks his ass in the middle of a room full of people.

I wish I had…

I’m kind of like a finger in the ass. I’m either a wonderful surprise or make everything fucking awkward and uncomfortable.

I’m kind of…

Be yourself. Even if you’re fucking crazy. Stop worrying about normal people judging your cool weird ass.

Be yourself…

Sometimes people will be mad at you because you are not a lying ass motherfucker like they are.

Sometimes people…

Don’t be a lazy fuck. Get off your fucking ass and fucking get shit done.

Don’t be a lazy fuck…

A person can only kiss so much ass before they choke on shit.

A person can only kiss…