Asshole

People often call me an asshole. In my defence, I'm only an asshole to assholes that deserve an asshole to be an asshole to.

People often call me an asshole…

You don't accidentally become an asshole, it takes a bit of work.

You don’t accidentally become…

I’m not an asshole. I’m just someone that’s not afraid to tell you to fuck off.

I’m not an asshole…

World is so beautiful, but alas! There are so many assholes. - M.F. Moonzajer

World is so beautiful…

Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me. - Jim Morrison

Being drunk…

One of the many free services I provide is letting people know they’re assholes.

One of the many…

I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole.” - Robin Williams

I wonder…

I am pretty nice person, but I also realize that if there were an asshole championship, I would place respectfully in my weight division.

I am pretty nice person…

I never dreamed I’d grow up to be an asshole but here I am killing it.

I never dreamed…

I don’t mind being nice to people but I don’t have a problem with being an asshole either. It’s all on you.

I don’t mind…