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Never apologize for being an asshole, because once you stop there's always another one to take your place.

Never apologize…

Once an asshole, always an asshole.

Once an asshole…

I thought I had social anxiety. Turns out I just didn't want to hang out with a bunch of assholes.

I thought I had social anxiety…

I’m nice, but I'm also an asshole. I have a big heart, but fuck everyone. I care, but I also really don’t give a fuck. Hope all this makes sense.

I’m nice…

I’m not an asshole, I’m The Asshole, and it’s Mr Asshole to you.

I’m not an asshole…

They say the good die young. Lucky for me I’m an asshole.

They say the good die young…

Sure, I'm an asshole, but I'll make you smile.

Sure, I’m an asshole…

You call it “Road rage”. I call it “ Aggressively maneuvering around assholes that don’t know how to fucking drive”.

You call it “Road rage”…

I'm hilarious once you overlook the fact that I'm an asshole.

I’m hilarious…

You can always count on me to be the asshole who gives you a reality check instead of telling you what you want to hear.

You can always count on me…