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Asshole

He who follows the herd only sees assholes.

He who follows the herd…

I often wonder if some people are assholes just by nature or if they strive hard to achieve that title.

I often wonder…

If you’re going to be an asshole be an awesome asshole, because nobody likes a shitty asshole.

If you’re going to be…

No matter how good of a person you are, you're the asshole in someone’s story.

No matter how good…

I don’t need you. One assholein my pants is quite enough.

I don’t need you…

Some people set high standards for themselves. I just try to be less an asshole each day.

Some people set…

People often call me an asshole. In my defence, I'm only an asshole to assholes that deserve an asshole to be an asshole to.

People often call me an asshole…

You don't accidentally become an asshole, it takes a bit of work.

You don’t accidentally become…

I’m not an asshole. I’m just someone that’s not afraid to tell you to fuck off.

I’m not an asshole…

World is so beautiful, but alas! There are so many assholes. - M.F. Moonzajer

World is so beautiful…