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If life turns her back on you, grab her ass. - Nelson Rodrigues

If life turns her back on you…

My ass contemplates those who talk behind my back. - Francis Picabia

My ass contemplates…

Taking back your ex is like buying your shit back from your own garage sale.

Taking back your ex…

I'm grateful to those who speak behind my back. My ass desperately needed friends.

I’m grateful to those…

Real friends talk shit to your face, and say nice things behind your back.

Real friends…

Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap.

Taking your ex back…

The difference between me and most people is the shit everyone else says behind your back, I say it to your face.

The difference…

If you’re talking behind my back than you’re in the perfect position to kiss my ass.

If you’re talking…

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

If people are talking…