Better

I love saying things that are better left unsaid.

I love saying things…

Two things to make your day better: Don’t watch the news, 2. Stay off the bathroom scale.

Two things to make your day better…

Forget about prince charming. Go for the wolf. He can see you better, hear you better, and eat you better.

Forget about prince charming…

Some things are better left unsaid. But that’s usually the stuff I blurt out right away.

Some things are…

Whatever doesn't kill me had better start running.

Whatever doesn’t kill me…

Some days it’s just better to stay in bed until the next day.

Some days…

Looking at inspirational quotes to feel better is like looking at a treadmill to lose weight.

Looking at inspirational quotes…

Better discourage a man’s climbing than help him to break his neck.

Better discourage…

Silence is better than bullshit.

Silence is better…

Story of my life: I knew better but I did it anyway.

Story of my life…