Bitch

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be a part of.

I may be a crazy bitch, but at least I am not a basic bitch.

Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done. – Madonna

Thou shalt not stress over the opinion of an irrelevant little bitch.

Smiling give you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty.

I am no longer following my heart. That bitch gives bad directions.

Karma is always watching. Just like Santa Claus, only bitchier.

Don’t be afraid of your inner bitch. There are moments when you need her wisdom and bravery.

I’m tough, I’m ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay. – Madonna

When life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile and very politely say “you hit like a bitch”.