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My demons would make your demons their bitch.

My demons…

I can respect a honest hoe. It’s the sneaky bitches I don’t like.

I can respect…

Buy the shoes. No point in being the richest bitch in the cemetery.

Buy the shoes…

Never tell me to calm down because “life is too short” so is my temper, bitch.

Never tell me…

Sometimes I sneak up on my alarm clock when it's sleeping and yell, 'HOW DOES IT FEEL, BITCH?!' - Will Ferrel

Sometimes I sneak up…

Life is a bitch but we are couple and we cuddle.

Life is a bitch…

When people say: “She’s a nice person once you get to know her.” What they really mean is: “She is a bitch, but you’ll get used to it.

When people say…

Today I mixed my bitch flakes with some lucky charms and downed it all with a pot of coffee... I’m going to be magically energized super bitch all day!

Today I mixed…

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. When life is a bitch beer is a must.

Ashes to ashes…

I like to think I am only mean to people who deserve it. Kind of like a vigilante bitch... A Bitchilante if you will.

I like to think…