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Sometimes I sneak up on my alarm clock when it's sleeping and yell, 'HOW DOES IT FEEL, BITCH?!' - Will Ferrel

Sometimes I sneak up…

Life is a bitch but we are couple and we cuddle.

Life is a bitch…

When people say: “She’s a nice person once you get to know her.” What they really mean is: “She is a bitch, but you’ll get used to it.

When people say…

Today I mixed my bitch flakes with some lucky charms and downed it all with a pot of coffee... I’m going to be magically energized super bitch all day!

Today I mixed…

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. When life is a bitch beer is a must.

Ashes to ashes…

I like to think I am only mean to people who deserve it. Kind of like a vigilante bitch... A Bitchilante if you will.

I like to think…

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don't want to be a part of.

Resting bitch face…

I may be a crazy bitch, but at least I am not a basic bitch.

I may be a crazy bitch…

Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done. - Madonna

Sometimes you have to…

Thou shalt not stress over the opinion of an irrelevant little bitch.

Thou shalt not stress…