Bitch

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. When life is a bitch beer is a must.

Ashes to ashes…

I like to think I am only mean to people who deserve it. Kind of like a vigilante bitch... A Bitchilante if you will.

I like to think…

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don't want to be a part of.

Resting bitch face…

I may be a crazy bitch, but at least I am not a basic bitch.

I may be a crazy bitch…

Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done. - Madonna

Sometimes you have to…

Thou shalt not stress over the opinion of an irrelevant little bitch.

Thou shalt not stress…

Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty.

Smiling give you wrinkles…

I am no longer following my heart. That bitch gives bad directions.

I am no longer…

Karma is always watching. Just like Santa Claus, only bitchier.

Karma is always watching…

Don’t be afraid of your inner bitch. There are moments when you need her wisdom and bravery.

Don’t be afraid…