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Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.

Don’t trip over bitches, walk over them.

I hate when people use their zodiac to justify shitty behaviour like "Sorry I can't help it, I'm a Scorpio". No Susan, you're just a bitch.

I hate when people use their zodiac to justify shitty behaviour like “Sorry I can’t help it, I’m a Scorpio”. No Susan, you’re just a bitch.

Ambitchious: Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.

Ambitchious: Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.

Bitch Please, I'm so freaking fabulous, I pee glitter, shit cupcakes, and fart rainbows.

Bitch Please, I’m so freaking fabulous, I pee glitter, shit cupcakes, and fart rainbows.

Wherever you go there is always going to be that one bitch you will feel the urge to punch in the face every time you see her.

Wherever you go there is always going to be that one bitch you will feel the urge to punch in the face every time you see her.

Being an asshole is easy. Being a bitch takes style.

Being an asshole is easy. Being a bitch takes style.

Bitch: Any girl who is skinnier or prettier than you.

BITCH: Any girl who is skinnier or prettier than you.

Manners: The art of smiling and nodding when all you want to do is slap that bitch in the face.

MANNERS: The art of smiling and nodding when all you want to do is slap that bitch in the face.

Life is a bitch. So learn how to fuck it.

Life is a bitch. So learn how to fuck it.

What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.

What’s the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.