Bullshit

Your ability to recognize bullshit will play a large role in your success.

Your ability…

I tested positive for seeing through the bullshit.

I tested positive…

It is OK to bite the hand that feeds you, if it’s feeding you bullshit.

It is OK…

I will not tolerate your bullshit but I wish you peace.

I will not tolerate…

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

This too shall pass…

Oh look, it seems that your bullshit train has just pulled into my I don’t give a fuck station.

Oh look, it seems…

Do something fucking nice for someone! Leave them the fuck alone. They don’t need your fucking bullshit!

Do something fucking nice…

I may love to shop, but I’m not buying your bullshit.

I may love to shop…

I’m a really nice person. But I don’t put up with people’s bullshit. If that makes me an asshole, so be it.

I’m a really nice person…

I refuse to back down to bullshit, so if you are going to start, you better be fucking ready to rumble.

I refuse to back down…