Decision

If you ever hear me say “fuck it”, you better stand by my side or run... Because I'm about to make some very questionable decisions.

If you ever hear me say…

I think someone out there has a voodoo doll of me and is forcing it to make bad life decisions.

I think someone out there…

Bad decisions make good stories.

Bad decisions make good stories.

I can’t turn water into wine but I can turn vodka into bad decisions and total fucking mayhem.

I can’t turn water into wine…

I’m smart enough to know that I make a lot of dumb decisions.

I’m smart enough…

I make bad decisions when I'm drunk but the sober ones haven't been that great either.

I make bad decisions…

When a man is trying to make a decision, it’s often a struggle between his head and his heart. Then his penis walks in and says, “relax guys, I got this”.

When a man is trying…

You bring the alcohol, I’ll bring the bad decisions

You bring the alcohol…

“Fuck it” - my final thought before making most decisions.

“Fuck it”…

Childhood: When you didn’t have to be drunk to make stupid decisions.

Childhood…