Dream

I tried to follow my dreams. But now I have multiple restraining orders.

I tried…

If you see toilet in your dream, do not use it.

If you see toilet…

I never dreamed I’d grow up to be an asshole but here I am killing it.

I never dreamed…

DREAM BIG… But from bed where there are no people.

DREAM BIG…

I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later. - Mitch Hedberg

I’m sick of following my dreams…

Dream Big, Set Goals. Write goals on a nice paper and never look at them again.

Dream Big…

Dream Small. It’s your only hope for success, really

Dream Small…

"What’s your dream job?" "Well, in my dreams I don't work."

“What’s your dream job?”…

Dream big. Then settle.

Dream big…

If you give up on your dreams that may free up some time to get some actual stuff done.

If you give up…

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