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I heard if you drink every day you are an alcoholic. Which is why I only drink every night.

I heard if you drink every day you are an alcoholic. Which is why I only drink every night.

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

To me “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it.

To me “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it.

I think my guardian angel drinks.

I think my guardian angel drinks.

I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding. I do both.

I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding. I do both.

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy! - Darynda Jones

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy! – Darynda Jones

Dr's say that drinking 8 glasses of water a day helps your skin look younger. My advice: Drink 8 glasses of wine a day an you won't give a damn how old you look.

Dr’s say that drinking 8 glasses of water a day helps your skin look younger. My advice: Drink 8 glasses of wine a day an you won’t give a damn how old you look.

I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.

Stress is caused by giving a fuck. Therefore, I wish I could exchange my heart for a liver, so I can drink more and care less.

Stress is caused by giving a fuck. Therefore, I wish I could exchange my heart for a liver, so I can drink more and care less.

A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and people say its cute. If I do it, I'm an alcoholic.

A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and people say its cute. If I do it, I’m an alcoholic.