I heard if you drink every day you are an alcoholic. Which is why I only drink every night.
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
To me “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it.
I think my guardian angel drinks.
I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding. I do both.
Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy! – Darynda Jones
Dr’s say that drinking 8 glasses of water a day helps your skin look younger. My advice: Drink 8 glasses of wine a day an you won’t give a damn how old you look.
I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil.
Stress is caused by giving a fuck. Therefore, I wish I could exchange my heart for a liver, so I can drink more and care less.
A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and people say its cute. If I do it, I’m an alcoholic.
