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Don’t drink and drive because there are people who text and drive... and they will hit you and it will be your fault.

Don’t drink and drive…

I’m not a “casual” drinker. I’m more of a “drink until you’re fucked up or don’t drink at all” drinker.

I’m not a “casual” drinker…

I only drink on two occasions. When it’s my birthday and when it’s not.

I only drink…

I only drink a little, but when I do, I turn into a different person, and that person drinks a lot. - Nelson DeMille

I only drink a little…

Sometimes I drink to forget, but I never forget to drink.

Sometimes I drink to forget…

I can never just go for a drink or two. Always leads to 3 bottles of wine, an argument, an injury and 4 people I can’t look in the eye again.

I can never just go for a drink..

Me blacking out when I’m drunk is God’s way of telling me that what I do when I drink is none of my business.

Me blacking out…

They tell you to do what makes you happy. Then they fucking tell you that you drink too much, eat too much and fucking swear too much. What the fuck, that's the shit that makes me happy.

They tell you to do…

Drink responsibly? Shit… Responsibility is why I drink.

Drink responsibly?…

Shut the fuck up and drink your feelings like the rest of us.

Shut the fuck up…