Drink

They tell you to do what makes you happy. Then they fucking tell you that you drink too much, eat too much and fucking swear too much. What the fuck, that's the shit that makes me happy.

They tell you to do…

Drink responsibly? Shit… Responsibility is why I drink.

Drink responsibly?…

Shut the fuck up and drink your feelings like the rest of us.

Shut the fuck up…

I drink to make other people more interesting. - Ernest Hemingway

I drink to make…

Don’t worry, don’t cry, drink vodka and fly.

Don’t worry, don’t cry…

I heard if you drink every day you are an alcoholic. Which is why I only drink every night.

I heard if you drink…

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

Don’t drink to forget me…

To me “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it.

To me “drink responsibly”…

I think my guardian angel drinks.

I think my guardian…

I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding. I do both.

I either…