Shut the fuck up and drink your feelings like the rest of us.
I drink to make other people more interesting. – Ernest Hemingway
Don’t worry, don’t cry, drink vodka and fly.
I heard if you drink every day you are an alcoholic. Which is why I only drink every night.
Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.
To me “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it.
I think my guardian angel drinks.
I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding. I do both.
Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster and with more energy! – Darynda Jones
Dr’s say that drinking 8 glasses of water a day helps your skin look younger. My advice: Drink 8 glasses of wine a day an you won’t give a damn how old you look.
