Ex

My ex told me: You’ll never find anyone like me. I said: That’s the goal.

My ex told me…

Taking back your ex is like buying your shit back from your own garage sale.

Taking back your ex…

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that there are people that have their ex’s name tattooed on their body.

If you’re having a bad day…

Ex: I still love you. Me: I still love me too.

Ex: I still love you…

If you think you’are fucked up, just remember there’s someone meeting your ex right now thinking that they found someone special.

If you think…

Sometimes God sends an ex back into your life to see if you are still stupid.

Sometimes God sends…

Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap.

Taking your ex back…

If you line up all your exes in a row you can see the flow chart of your mental illness.

If you line up…

Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.

Never get jealous…

What to do if you miss your ex? Reload and shoot again.

What to do…