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Dear Ex, if I could go back to the day I met you, I would stay at home and cook rice one by one.

Dear Ex…

Your ex asking to stay friends after you break up is like kidnappers asking to stay in touch after they let you go.

Your ex asking…

Stop complaining about your life. There people out there dating your ex.

Stop complaining…

My ex has three spirit animals... Lion, Ass, Cheetah

My ex has…

One woman’s piece of shit ex boyfriend is some drunk slut’s prince charming.

One woman’s…

My ex told me: You’ll never find anyone like me. I said: That’s the goal.

My ex told me…

Taking back your ex is like buying your shit back from your own garage sale.

Taking back your ex…

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that there are people that have their ex’s name tattooed on their body.

If you’re having a bad day…

Ex: I still love you. Me: I still love me too.

Ex: I still love you…

If you think you’are fucked up, just remember there’s someone meeting your ex right now thinking that they found someone special.

If you think…