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What to do if you miss your ex? Reload and shoot again.

What to do…

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, "was I drunk the entire relationship?"

Ever looked at your ex…

When your ex says "you'll never find someone like me!" Reply, "that's the point".

When your ex says…

The only thing my ex hasn't fucked is off.

The only thing…

EX: You're fucking stupid. ME: You're fucking proof.

EX…

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Relationships…

Taking your ex back is like trying to put poop back in your butt.

Taking your ex back…

My ex has one very annoying habit. Breathing.

My ex has…