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Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don't want to be a part of.

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be a part of.

If my mouth doesn’t say it, my face definitely will.

If my mouth doesn’t say it, my face definitely will.

I’ve got a smile on my face and fuck y'all attitude.

I’ve got a smile on my face and fuck y’all attitude.

Controlling my tongue is no problem. It’s my face that needs deliverance.

Controlling my tongue is no problem. It’s my face that needs deliverance.

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

I love when people underestimate me. Seeing the stupid expressions on their faces after they see what I can really do is fucking priceless.

I love when people underestimate me. Seeing the stupid expressions on their faces after they see what I can really do is fucking priceless.

And yet, despite the look on my face you’re still talking.

And yet, despite the look on my face you’re still talking.

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Yeah, I’m a pacifist. I’m about to pass a fist across your face.

Yeah, I’m a pacifist. I’m about to pass a fist across your face.

Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that face.

Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that face.