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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

I love when people underestimate me. Seeing the stupid expressions on their faces after they see what I can really do is fucking priceless.

I love when people underestimate me. Seeing the stupid expressions on their faces after they see what I can really do is fucking priceless.

And yet, despite the look on my face you’re still talking.

And yet, despite the look on my face you’re still talking.

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Yeah, I’m a pacifist. I’m about to pass a fist across your face.

Yeah, I’m a pacifist. I’m about to pass a fist across your face.

Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that face.

Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that face.

Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty.

Smiling give you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty.

The difference between me and most people is the shit everyone else says behind your back, I say it to your face.

The difference between me and most people is the shit everyone else says behind your back, I say it to your face.

Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face.

Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face.

I couldn't be fake about anything even if I tried, my facial expressions would never allow it.

I couldn’t be fake about anything even if I tried, my facial expressions would never allow it.