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I wrote a song for you. I hope you like it. It’s called “Your Face Pisses Me Off”.

I wrote a song…

I grew up on “stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about”. Followed by “fix your damn face”.

I grew up on…

Your face is just fine, but you’ll have to put a bag over that personality.

Your face is just fine…

It’s funny how you’re nice to my face. It’s hilarious how you talk shit behind my back. And it’s downright comical that you think I’m unaware.

It’s funny how you’re nice…

Go braless… It will pull the wrinkles out of your face.

Go braless…

Once I get an attitude, it takes me 3-5 business days to fix my face.

Once I get an attitude…

When you say everything happens for a reason, don’t be surprised when I slap you in the face. It happened for a reason.

When you say…

It must be hard putting makeup on your two faces everyday.

It must be hard…

There are no bad pictures, that’s just how your face looks sometimes. - Abraham Lincoln

There are no bad pictures…

Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don't want to be a part of.

Resting bitch face…