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Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be a part of.
If my mouth doesn’t say it, my face definitely will.
I’ve got a smile on my face and fuck y’all attitude.
Controlling my tongue is no problem. It’s my face that needs deliverance.
I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.
I love when people underestimate me. Seeing the stupid expressions on their faces after they see what I can really do is fucking priceless.
And yet, despite the look on my face you’re still talking.
Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.
Yeah, I’m a pacifist. I’m about to pass a fist across your face.
Remember, when somebody annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that face.