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I'm honestly convinced some women don't fart. They just hold it in, and it comes out as drama.

I’m honestly convinced some women don’t fart. They just hold it in, and it comes out as drama.

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from.

Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that’s where shitty ideas come from.

Think old and you'll be old. Think young and you'll be a delusional old fart.

Think old and you’ll be old. Think young and you’ll be a delusional old fart.

The biggest step in any relationships isn’t the first kiss. It is the first fart.

The biggest step in any relationships isn’t the first kiss. It is the first fart.

Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would fart.

If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would fart.

Happiness comes from within. That’s why it feels good to fart.

Happiness comes from within. That’s why it feels good to fart.

Complaining is mouth farting. And like any farting, I don’t mind hearing my own, but I don’t want to hear anyone else’s.

Complaining is mouth farting. And like any farting, I don’t mind hearing my own, but I don’t want to hear anyone else’s.