Friend

Having a girl as a friend is like having a chicken as a pet. Sooner or later you're going to want to eat her.

Having a girl as a friend…

Grow old with your best friends so you can race in wheelchairs and fight each other with canes.

Grow old with…

I'm grateful to those who speak behind my back. My ass desperately needed friends.

I’m grateful to those…

Real friends talk shit to your face, and say nice things behind your back.

Real friends…

The only thing I will force in my life is my jeans over my ass. Not friends, not relationships.

The only thing…

Less friends less bullshit. Keep your circle small.

Less friends…

Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face.

Friends come and go…

A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you that it is bullshit and listens some more.

A friend is someone…

There’s a “hell” in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe,"over" in lover, "end" in friend, and “if” in life.

There’s a “hell” in hello…

Sometimes I enjoy when people stop being friends with me. It's like the garbage took itself out.

Sometimes I enjoy…