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Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So if I tell you to go fuck yourself it’s because I care.

Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So if I tell you to go fuck yourself it’s because I care.

Revenge is not in my plans. You'll fuck yourself on your own

Revenge is not in my plans. You’ll fuck yourself on your own.

Masturbation is the only thing that isn't taxed, regulated, or illegal. That's your "freedom". You're free to go fuck yourself.

Masturbation is the only thing that isn’t taxed, regulated, or illegal. That’s your “freedom”. You’re free to go fuck yourself.

Did you know if you text your boss “Go Fuck Yourself” you don’t have to go to work anymore?

Did you know if you text your boss “Go Fuck Yourself” you don’t have to go to work anymore?