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Fuck Yourself

I just want to say to anyone I may have offended yesterday, you can go fuck yourself again today.

I just want to say…

Good luck and take care. And by good like I mean go fuck yourself. And by take care I mean go fuck yourself.

Good luck and take care…

If at first you don’t succeed go get drunk and tell everyone to fuck themselves.

If at first you don’t succeed…

Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress release. So if I tell you to go fuck yourself it’s because I care.

Orgasms…

Revenge is not in my plans. You'll fuck yourself on your own

Revenge is not in my plans…

Masturbation is the only thing that isn't taxed, regulated, or illegal. That's your "freedom". You're free to go fuck yourself.

Masturbation…

Did you know if you text your boss “Go Fuck Yourself” you don’t have to go to work anymore?

Did you know…