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You can not unfuck what has been fucked!
You can be a good person with a beautiful spirit and still be able to tell someone to go fuck themselves when needed.
Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
When you truly don’t care what anyone thinks of you, you have reached a dangerously awesome level of freedom.
When people treat you like they don’t care, believe them.
When in doubt, remember "FISH": Fuck It, Shit Happens.
When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his penis and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself, then he grows a new penis. If that isn't the most epic way to tell someone to "go fuck yourself" I don't know what is.
WE NEED TO TALK: Women's secret code for haha sorry, you're fucked.
WE ARE ALL: Ugly to someone, fake to someone, stuck-up to someone, ain’t shit to someone, a loser to someone, a bitch to someone. BUT WHO THE HELL CARES. Make your money, pay your bills, take care of you and your family, and don’t worry what anyone else thinks.
Tomorrow's a new day and another chance to fuck things up just a little bit differently.
Tomorrow isn't guaranteed. Tell someone you don't like to fuck off today.
To the people in their twenties who think life sucks, life hasn’t even begun to fuck you yet. Buckle up buttercup!