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I would like to apologize to absolutely no one, get fucked.

I would like to apologize…

I like crazy, fucked up people. At least I know what I’m dealing with. It’s the ones who seem nice and normal that scare me.

I like crazy…

Once you get fucked over, you stop giving a fuck about a lot of things.

Once you get fucked over…

The planet is fine. The people are fucked. - George Carlin

The planet is fine…

What doesn’t kill me is going to give me time to recover, and then you’re fucked.

What doesn’t kill me…

Success is like being pregnant. Everyone says congratulations but nobody knows how many times you were fucked.

Success…

I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm.

I’m tired…

Never kick me when I'm down, because when I get back up... you're fucked.

Never kick me…

WE NEED TO TALK: Women's secret code for haha sorry, you're fucked.

WE NEED TO TALK…

It doesn’t matter…