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It is OK to take a break from a kindness to remind someone they got you fucked up.

It is OK…

A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “Damn... We’re fucked up”.

A good friend…

“Everything happens for a reason”... So you mean I was meant to be this fucked up?

“Everything happens for a reason”…

My favorite people are slightly bent, a little twisted, and a whole lot fucked.

My favorite people…

I’m not a “casual” drinker. I’m more of a “drink until you’re fucked up or don’t drink at all” drinker.

I’m not a “casual” drinker…

We’re all fucked up. Some of us just don’t lie about it.

We’re all fucked up…

Thou shall not judge, because thou has fucked up before too.

Thou shall not judge…

I would like to apologize to absolutely no one, get fucked.

I would like to apologize…

I like crazy, fucked up people. At least I know what I’m dealing with. It’s the ones who seem nice and normal that scare me.

I like crazy…

Fucking with me is like masturbating. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but when you’re done you realized you just fucked yourself.

Fucking with me is like…