Happy

Life has a tendency of fucking things up when you finally get to be happy.

Life has a tendency…

Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time...

Most of the time…

Whoever said money can't buy happiness never paid for a divorce before.

Whoever said…

The less you give a fuck, the happier you'll be.

The less you give a fuck…

The key to happiness is to stop giving a fuck.

The key to happiness…

Whoever thinks money doesn't buy happiness, transfer that shit to my account.

Whoever thinks…

ME: I'm actually happy right now. LIFE: LOL one sec...

ME…

If you’re happy and you know it it’s your meds.

If you’re happy…

Happiness comes from within. That’s why it feels good to fart.

Happiness…

I’ve found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes.

I’ve found the key to happiness…